A couple of easy steps to find out.
1. Have your
ever said Hey ya'll watch this and ended up in the hospital?
2. Used a road sign to sight in your rifle?
3. Drank so much that you have woke up in the bed with a woman who
weighs twice as much as
4. Ever threw up in your boot?
5. Woke up naked in your front or back yard?
6. You scratch yourself no matter when are where you are at?
7. When you fart you invite others to come share the aroma with you?
8. You have ever shared a spit can.
9. You got lost in the woods, chased up a tree by wild
hogs, then have an owl fly into your head.
(Bodine your my
10. Poured you sippin whiskey in your truck to give it enough gas to make it home.
11. Have ever shit on your overall straps.
12. Touched yourself in an impure manner while in your tree stand.
13. Accidentally shot a hole in your house while cleaning your gun.
14. Fell out of your tree stand and break both of your legs. (You D man HD)
15. Gave yourself a hicky by sticking a suction cup to your forehead. (Way to go
16. Used pantyhose as a fan belt to keep your truck cool enough to keep playing in
the mudd. (Jill I
promise to get you another pair)
17. Thrown up because you were trying to dig a hair out of your throat. (T Love Ya
18. Ever slid down the highway on your ass because you are too manly to wear a
19. You hooked up with a girl as a result of a message on the wall of the
men's room at the
Flying J Truck Stop.
20. You actually know someone who has been on Springer.
21. You have used your lawnmower to pull you truck and trailer back
home because the truck broke down.
These are just a few examples of the many.
And unfortunately I must say that everyone of these has
happened to a member of the Rednektv.com staff. But then again who better to teach
someone to be a Rednek
than a Rednek.