Well this is Bodine.  As in Jethro Bodine from the Beverly Hillbilly's.  He has more experience than most of the staff at being a Rednek because he has been one a lot longer than most of the rest of the staff has been alive.  He is also know as the Rednek Romeo.  For some reason I don't understand, women swarm to him like bugs to a bug zapper.  Personally I think he smells a little funny.  But hey that's just me. 

       Now Bodine can teach us all a little something.  He has done it all.  From bailing out a truck at 50 mph to getting run up a tree by a bunch of hogs, the list just goes on and on.  He is our mentor so to speak, guiding us in the ways of the red side of the force.  And don't let the looks fool ya.  He may be tough as nails on the outside but he has a heart of gold. 

       So if you see Bodine out and about, be sure to yell at him.  He's one of the nicest guys you would ever want to meet, and of course he never meets a stranger.