Well what can I say about Jeffro. He may not have all the charistics of a Rednek but the one's he does have make him Rednek to the bone.  He was born in Texas and says he kinda resembles a Chinese Mexican.  He transplanted here to Georgia somewhere around age 3 so that alone qualifies him.  He wasn't born in Dixie but all of his upbringing was in Dixie.

       Even in his early years he sported the Rednek mullet.  Starting a lifelong dream of being the hellraisenest rednek that he could be.  He is also a grand champion at warehouse rat hockey.  This game is tougher than the regular hockey, because the puck has legs and is trying to run in the middle of the game. 

       Jeffro also has a hard time making eye contact with women.  It's not that he's shy it's just his eyes are generally fixated on there body about 4 inches below their neck.  He can't help it.  He's like a deer caught in headlights.  So if you see Jeffro out on the street say hi.  And if you female besure to wave with your hand just above your belly button so he will see your being friendly.