1. Do Redneks Sleep With Their Sisters?

  2. Were The Deliverance Redneks Real?

  3. Rich People Aren't Redneks.

  4. Redneks Are Only From The South.

  5. Redneks Live In Trailers.

  6. Redneks Are Useless.

  7. Do Bears Really Crap in the Woods

  8. Rednek Fokelore

Do Redneks Sleep With Their Sisters?

Well I wish that I could say no to this one.  But I can say no on the most part.   Most Redneks wouldn't consider sleeping with a relative.  But they are some out there who have.  Just because your a Rednek doesn't mean your don't have morals.   Most Redneks are God fearen, Law abiding citizens.  Now Redneks do like to breed, if you don't believe me go to a local Wal-Mart.  But on the most part it is with someone outside their family tree.

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Where The Deliverance Redneks Real?

No.  They were actors.  Now don't get me wrong if you go to some parts of extreme North Georgia (Or one of my family reunions) you will find some people that look a lot like the guys from Deliverance.  But if you will just take the time to talk to them you will find out that there isn't any nicer people anywhere on the face of the earth.  If your really friendly maybe you can get them to say "YOU SURE DO HAVE A PRETTY MOUTH"

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Rich People Aren't Redneks.

This is one of the most incorrect statements.  Being a Rednek doesn't mean that you can't have money.  Some of the richest people I know are Redneks.  All that money allows them to do is have nicer mud trucks and all the expensive Rednek toys.

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Redneks Are Only From The South

This is totally incorrect.  Not everyone from the South is a Rednek just like everyone from the North isn't a yuppie.  Redneks come from all over.  Doesn't matter what state or country  you live in you can still be a Rednek.

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Redneks Live In Trailers

This one too isn't correct.  I consider myself one of the biggest Redneks on the face of the earth, but I live in a normal house.  Now most people who live in trailers are Redneks, but that's because most Redneks are down to earth.  We don't have to put on airs to impress the in crowd.  We have a tendency to take our own path in life to make us happy.

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Redneks Are Useless

Not True.  If it wasn't for Redneks you wouldn't have a lot of the modern conveniences you have today.  Like indoor plumbing.  I'm not saying a Rednek invented indoor plumbing but some guy got tired of seeing his  Rednek neighbor's ass at the edge of his property and came up with indoor plumbing.  If it wasn't for the Rednek neighbor everyone would still be using the woods.

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Do Bears Crap In The Woods

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If you eat chicken gizzards you will grow large breast.

Before eating carp you have to take his mud vain out. (They take his lateral nerve out from head to tail and think this is a mud vain.  Their is no such vain)

A boy must be circumcised or he will stink or catch a disease.

Don't tickle an infants feet; it will make them stutter when they get old enough to talk.

More potatoes from slips than anything else.

If a picture falls off a wall, it is a sign of death.

If a bird flies in the house; a death is soon to come.

If you eat cabbage you will grow large breast.

Don't look at anything scary while you are pregnant or it will mark your baby.

If you dream of muddy water it is a sign of death.

If you dream about a wedding it is a sign of a birth.

If you dream about a snake hen; you have an enemy.

If your right hand itches, you will receive money; if the left itches, you will get a letter.

If your nose itches, company is coming.

Cross your fingers behind your back for luck; cross them twice for double luck.

Don't go outside with a wet head or you will catch a cold.

If a knife drops, a man will come to visit; if a fork drops, a woman will come to visit.

Don't plant potatoes during the dark part of the moon.

Plant your garden on Good Friday.

Don't plant your garden on Rotten Saturday, the seeds will rot.

An apple a day will keep the doctor away.

While pregnant, don't reach higher than your head.

If you sweep under a woman's feet she won't get married.

If you drink coffee it will stunt your growth.

If you cross your eyes they will stay that way.

A sneezing cat is a sign of future wealth.

Hang a dead snake on a fence belly-up for rain.

When the wind is out of the east fish bite the least; when the wind is out of the west fish bite the best.

To keep a cat off your car, put a hat on your hood.

If you open a pocket knife, then you be the one to close it or bad luck will follow.

Red sky in the morning, sailors warning.Red sky at night, a sailors delight.

It's bad luck to walk under a ladder, or let a black cat cross your path

There are two ways of stopping a run of bad luck if you walk under a ladder by accident. Cross your fingers and keep them crossed until you see a dog, or spit on your shoe and let it dry.

Breaking a mirror bring seven years of bad luck.

An acorn at the window will keep lightning out.

If you sew anything on Sunday; when you get to heaven you will have to pick the stitches out with your nose.

Hanging a dead wolve on a fence will warn the other wolves to stay away.  (You remember that ladies)

Throw salt over the shoulder to dispell bad luck?

You must get out of bed on the same side that you get in or you will have bad luck.

If the palm of your right hand itches it means you will soon be getting money.

If the palm of your left hand itches it means you will soon be paying out money.

A rabbit's foot will bring luck and protect the owner from evil spirits if carried in the pocket.

When a bell rings, a new angel has received his wings.

If you blow out all the candles on your birthday cake with the first puff you will get your wish.

If a black cat walks towards you, it brings good fortune, but if it walks away, it takes the good luck with it.

It's good luck to find a four-leaf clover.

It's bad luck to pick up a coin if it's tails side up. Good luck comes if it's heads up.

Don't step on a crack on a sidewalk or walkway.

If you spill pepper you will have a serious argument with your best friend.

All wishes on shooting stars come true.

A rainbow in the Eastern sky, The morrow will be fine and dry. A rainbow in the West that gleams, Rain tomorrow falls in streams.

A horseshoe, hung above the doorway, will bring good luck to a home.

If you sing before seven, you will cry before eleven.

If you eat carrots, you will never need glasses.  "You've never seen a rabbit wearing glasses have you?

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

You can tell what kind of husband a man will make by the way he treats his mother.

It's bad luck to open an umbrella inside the house, especially if you put it over your head.

If you make a wish while throwing a coin into a well or fountain, the wish will come true.If you tell someone your wish, it won't come true.

Two people pull apart the dried breastbone of a chicken or turkey until it cracks and breaks, each one making a wish while doing so. The person who gets the long half of the wishbone will have his or her wish come true.

To predict the sex of a baby: Suspend a wedding band held by a piece of thread over the palm of the pregnant girl. If the ring swings in an oval or circular motion the baby will be a girl. If the ring swings in a straight line the baby will be a boy.



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