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Redneck Wedding
There are a bunch of idea's when it come to putting on a Redneck Wedding.
If you have any, just send them over to me and I'll add them here. But
here are couple more examples of what you could do.






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Other Idea's
Use John Deer Green as your color scheme.
Have the brides father tote a shootgun.
Roast a pig at the wedding reception.
Bride & Groom wear Bib Overalls.
Stand in the back of a truck for the ceremony.
Only server bottled beer at the reception.
Outdoor wedding, have bails of hay for the guest to sit on instead of
chairs.
Have guest throw pinto beans instead of bird seed.
Mason jars for the flowers.
Mason jars instead of cups.
Put a bow on your dog and let him/her be the ring bearer.
Have your reception at the Waffle House.
Instead of a guest book, put down a piece of white cloth. Have
everyone sign it, then you can make a quilt out of it later.
Make the flowers out of duct tape.

Cut
several strips of duct tape – about 2 inches each.
Sticky side up, fold one edge over itself, leaving some stickiness on the
side and bottom.
Take the parallel edge and fold it over, leaving only stickiness on the
bottom of the strip. (Photo 1)
Roll this across tightly; this is your center. (Photo 2)
Repeating steps 2-3 with strips of duct tape, loosely bind the strips around
the center (these are your petals). Continue until you’ve reached the
desired size.
For the stem, take a thin piece of floral stem wire, and a large strip of
duct tape (the duct tape should be about a 1/2” shorter than the wire).
Place the wire on the strip (parallel) and roll the wire across, wrapping
the tape tightly around. (Photo 3)
Insert the end with the 1/2” of wire (the end that doesn’t have tape on it)
into the rose. Make a petal (steps 2-3) and secure the stem to the rose.
(Photo 4 - Ta-da!)

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A REDNECK WEDDING10. Rehearsal dinner
held at Hooters
9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers
ask "Ford Or Chevy?"
8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts
7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"
6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard &
Bowden
5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"...
some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"
4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you
been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"
3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese
Doritos
2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster
truck rally
....And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...
Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem!
Wedding Night
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