Public Restrooms can be some of the most entertaining and disgusting places to visit.  So we have started carrying our camera with us to some of the more unusual restrooms around the country.  The pictures are shown below.  Also I have included a map of all the places that one of our staff has stopped up a public toilet, enjoy.

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Words To Live By

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

Under a sign that said
"Employees Must Wash Hands,"
someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
* Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

"I feel so strongly about toilet graffiti, I signed a partition."

What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is having sex.

"Don't throw cigarette butts in the urinal, as it makes them soggy and hard to light."

When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like grandfather.
Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

"For a good time, call ###-#### and ask for Mary.
For a BAD time, tell Mary where you got this number."

"Stand close. It's shorter than you think."

Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.

While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations! You've one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.
(You look left and it reads:)
Look Right.
(You look right and it reads:)
Look Left...